* Just so you know, there is a LOT going on behind the scenes for the 2024 election cycle, and I’ve been swamped with speaking engagements, training workshops, and helping candidates get their campaigns off the ground.
* Filing opens on Monday.
* Over the past two weeks, I’ve done Campaign Boot Camps in Reno and Pahrump, as well as mini-Boot Camps in Las Vegas.
* Spoke at the Mesquite Republican Women’s meeting on Valentine’s Day (“Love & Politics Show”) and MC’ed the Nye County Lincoln Day Dinner, as well as attend the Douglas County Lincoln Day Dinner.
* Met with the new Washoe County Registrar of Voters. She’s terrific. We’ll now soon be expanding the Pigpen Project to clean up the voter rolls into northern Nevada.
* Laid up in Tonopah on the way back to catch up with one of my political BFF’s, Joni Eastley, before driving back to Vegas the next morning to attend the grand opening of the new Hispanic television station, Entravision (thanks for the invite, Chris!).
* And even found time to take my eldest daughter to Zac Bagan’s Haunted Museum in Vegas – where we found out that I actually have a brief cameo appearance (well, the back of my bald head!) on one of the videos they show in the display of the bed Dennis Hof died in.
* THAT was eerie.
* Meeting with a candidate this morning, then off to the lawyer about the flood damage the county caused last September which they’ve now officially denied responsibility for. Ugh.
* Being on the road so much, I’m struggling to get caught up. But should be back in the saddle after this weekend.
* In the meantime, I’d thought I’d brighten your day a tad by sharing this humorous blog post from our friends at the Babylon Bee…
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Are Your Kids Going to Grow Up to Be Democrats? Know The Warning Signs
If there's one thing conservatives worry about with their kids, it's that their children will one day grow up and vote for Democrats. If that happens, that's because you raised your children wrong.
Don't worry-- we're here to help!
Here are the signs to look for that suggest your innocent little child may become a horrible, Democrat-voting adult:
Expects food, clothing, and housing for free - The #1 sign you're raising a future sucker of the government teat.
Constantly whines - Ooh, is the little baby hurt from stubbing his toe? Rub some dirt on it and get back in there, bucko!
Is small and weak (like a Democrat) - No muscles to speak of. Very beta.
Has grubby little hands constantly snatching things that aren't theirs - They're either going to grow up to be a bank robber or a Democrat, but we repeat ourselves.
Is happily unemployed - No job? You're looking at a future Democrat voter.
Leaves messes everywhere - Today, they're leaving Play-Doh on the ground. Tomorrow, they're leaving protest signs behind at rallies.
Never attended a rally for Ronald Reagan - Or Abraham Lincoln, for that matter.
Has a short attention span - If your kid flips from YouTube video to YouTube video every 30 seconds, they'll be pretty likely to be outraged about a different thing every 30 seconds in the future.
If you see any of these signs, now you have time to disown your children and write them out of your will before they donate their inheritance to Kamala Harris or something.
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Mr. Muth is president of Citizen Outreach, publisher of Nevada News & Views, and founder of CampaignDoctor.com. You can sign up for his conservative, Nevada-focused e-newsletter at MuthsTruths.com. His views are his own.